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This astrological analysis is based
on the following astrological data:
Sun
5 Sag 49
Moon 24 Lib 55
Mercury 19 Sco 42
Venus 20 Lib 17
Mars 27 Cap 37
Standard time observed
GMT: 18:00:00 Time
Zone: 6 hours West
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Sun
in Sagittarius:
Sagittarius - Key words: Born Free, and intends to remain
that way
Look fast and you may see a Sagittarian
comin' round the bend, but when you look again, they are gone. This is the
essence of the typical Sagittarian. Don't plan a 13 course meal for your
Sagittarius as they are only 1 or 2 course people, and when it's time to move
on, it is always at a moments notice. Sagittarians lovemaking partner should be
someone who doesn't take the entire process too seriously, so Mr. Sagittarius
can put on his pirate outfit and jump from ship to ship yelling Aye, Matey.
What the heck, make it an adventure where the audience can join in and revel at
the moment.
Everyone knows when a Sagittarius
is around or at least in the room, they are usually drunk and acting very badly
before, during or after everyone else has gone home.
The greatest Sagittarian attributes
are speed of all sorts, fast and dangerous driving, and new girlfriends. A
drive in the country is a farce for Sagittarians, as they go driving so people
can see and admire them, and not the other way around.
On the job you can always tell
the Sagittarians, they are the ones walking out rather than getting fired, and
in business Sagittarians are very successful (as a rule) because their ego
would not allow any less.
For the typical Sagittarian,
casual love making is a good night out, or a night on the town. While they are
out on the prowl for whatever their pleasure, the lower the life form they
encounter the better is a general rule to follow. Sagittarians would make great
cowboys, wanderers, street people or gamblers.
If you are a woman wooing this
Sagittarian, a few words of advice, give them lots of room and freedom, and
then let them go. You may never see this Sagittarian again, but let them go and
see what drifts back in on the tide.
Be forewarned that Sagittarians
by nature are slobs in the bathroom, and it would be better for Sagittarians in
general to marry a Virgo, who enjoys spending time in the bathroom and would
have it disinfected before they got out the door.
Now when it comes to mother in
laws Sagittarius, they take their lives in their hands when they come over to
your home, because Sagittarians don't take garbage from anyone. A good social
evening with your in-laws Sagittarius would be putting them in a corner and
telling them to stay!
One of Sagittarius's greatest
attributes is divorce, and anything can start the famous saying rolling off
their lips "I Want A Divorce". Good times or bad, any season, event,
day of the week or minute of the day is the right time, and the prime time for
parting of the old, and starting with someone new.
A Sagittarian women communicating
to the world is like Tarzan jumping out of a tree, as they have the same
impact. They are loud, argumentative, and have the grace of a Hippo stepping on
a cantaloupe.
Since the female Sagittarius is
so adept at doing two things at once, she may resemble a robot, with the top
part of her body doing one thing, while the lower half from the hips down is
doing something else.
You can always tell a Sagittarian
woman at a party, they are the first ones to take their clothes off, and
Sagittarian women can actually scare the hell out of men in the art of making
love. Sagittarians can get carried so far away with lovemaking that the male of
the species would swear they are on the alps as they open their mouth to yodel.
What are the Sagittarian woman's
needs in a man? That's easy, there are only two specifications: Strong, or
Stupid.
Moon
in Libra:
The Emotions - This is what I really need to be complete.
Home ties can be very important to the
Moon in Libra native. Just because they don't live with their parents, doesn't
mean they don't have a 200 mile phone line attached to their umbilical cord,
with an automatic dialer for times of real emotional crisis.
"I would kill for peace and
quiet!", says the Moon in Libra native to their family as they assure you
how non-violent they are.
The Emotional neutral Zone belongs to
the Moon in Libra native, and you will find they especially love to rearrange
and beautify things. Moon in Libra natives are those types of people who, when
their spouse or partner goes to work, rearrange the furniture, and when their
loved ones get home, they damn near kill themselves falling over the couch that
used to be the bed.
Moon in Libra people are so sensitive
to their surroundings and need for harmony, that a good fight can keep them
hovering around the toilet bowl and throwing up, for hours.
You might be able to tell a Moon in
Libra person who is emotionally unhappy by the gallons of water they drink to
keep their kidneys in good working order, as that is their weak point.
Moon in Libra natives are so
emotionally insecure, that if by the second date you are not discussing
marriage, you will be replaced by someone who is. As they get older, they
usually get a grip on this tendency, by about the 5th or 6th marriage.
Mercury
in Scorpio:
Mercury represents the thought process
and what the mind sends to the body. Mercury rules how we communicate, what we
talk about, and what we think about. Bearing that in mind, here is what they
are apt to think and talk about.
Here is the original two edged
sword looking for the chopping block. These people are so secretive, that they
don't even talk to themselves, but Scorpio natives are perceptive of others and
know just when other people are vulnerable so they can swoop down and pounce on
them.
Here is another one of those
signs that is overcritical of everyone but themselves, the self appointed judge
and jury. They should have be policemen, spies, or detectives, peering into
everyone's secret lives like a common criminal.
Love that is mysterious, behind
the scenes and down and dirty, that's Mercury in Scorpio. Sounds like love
making with 007, with the same air of danger connected with it. Come to think
love making while being attacked would be perfect for them. They can probably
be found in dark alleys picking up stray cats doing unspeakable things just for
the intrigue.
These must have been the original
streakers, who ran nude across the campus. Anything bizarre or perverse is fine
for them. They should avoid using the concept of running through the streets
nude as a tool for sex, because it won't work. Okay, it might!
This kind of person is the movie
director who invites you up to his office to audition for him. "Sit on my
couch my dear, let's see what develops".
Venus
in Libra:
Venus defined is: Romance, the action
that brings satisfaction. Food, flowers, little chubby people shooting arrows,
fertility, and lots of groveling. Here is how the art of love is interpreted by
this placement of Venus:
Never come home and say to this person,
"Gee, the house looks great!, but you look a bit frumpy!". This will
start Niagara Falls flowing.
Expect to
find the Venus in Libra home rearranged. . . . often!
They have a talent for nastiness, and
can swear so fluently that it frightens everyone. To be fair, there are those
who hate coarse behavior. In this instance, body slamming isn't a turn on, and a
gentler approach should be sought. Try dipping them in chocolate and let nature
take its course. This sign must be careful with chocolates, sweets and
excessive sex, as it weakens the kidneys. More water must be ingested to keep
them in tip top shape.
Harmony in courtship and marriage is extremely important to
the Venus in Libra. Remember you can't seduce them with heavy rock music
playing in the background because you may wind up with a very nervous lover.
These people look for relationships
that are bonded, like cement, and impossible to get out of unless you disrupt
the aura around them (sorry, didn't mean to get esoteric).
Venus in Libra is another air sign
which means that you have to go to the cloud they live on to communicate. Just
be careful where you step though, it is a long way down. They need mental
stimulation so try saying "I love you" in many different voices until
you find one that strikes their fancy. Dirty movies live in the realm of mental
stimulation, so try a Dirty Harry movie or some pornographic facsimile.
Venus in Libra people may be attracted
to older lovers at some point, especially if they have money. They love money
as it represents security, and if your intended is much older, then they won't
have to wait long to inherit. It's boorish, cruel and the truth. On the other
hand, you can be attracted to VERY young ones as well. Here is where the phrase
"robbing" the baby carriage came from.
These people have a great sense of
hearing. You must be careful when you talk about them because they invented the
saying "The Walls Have Ears".
Mars
in Capricorn:
Mars defined: "Its get down and
dirty time". Raw passions unleashed upon suspecting and non suspecting
persons. Actions desiring prompt and equal reactions of any kind. To get very
specific, this is how this great bundle of energy is used in the personal natal
chart. This is how that energy interacts with their surroundings.
Always there and faithful, like
laundry day is the Mars in Capricorn native. They prefer to set up specific
boundaries with their lover. "This is my side of the bed and that is
yours, I don't cross over to your side, and you don't cross over to mine"
The sex act now completed, you may both now smoke a cigarette and bask in the
rapture of the moment, and back to business as usual.
Mars in Capricorn in intimate moments
is like trying to move an immovable object. They use the Military position of
love which is the ability to make love while standing or laying down completely
at attention with absolutely no bodily parts moving or responding. Kneeling is
optional if done carefully. Making love to a Mars in Capricorn person is like
trying to hump a dry Martini.
Mars in this position points to a lack
of sensuality, but it is overcompensated for by an abundance of materialistic
attitudes. If you want to make an impression on this native, give them
something material, but expect to be interrogated, as this position of Mars
uses this as foreplay. If you pass, you're in. If not, try bigger gifts.
These people are so practical that they
actually plan out going to the bathroom and make it an event. If they can
charge money for a peek then so much the better.
They have a very high degree of self
control and discipline in everything except but being able to go to the
bathroom on a regular basis. They have the regularity of concrete. Why? Because
rigid thinking and actions dominate the body, both structurally and dietary.
The diet is so insufficient with this placement that you may actually find them
eating dead things on a cracker thinking they have found ecstasy.
If you really want to impress this
person, for their birthday have the house put under attack by terrorists because
they love a good challenge. For this reason they would have made great military
minds and strategists.